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November 19th, 2006 (10:41 pm)

current mood: La~!
current song: Music on Gaia Towns.

Woot! The Wii is finally out! And now that the fangirls can finally play Twilight Princess, expect a lot more reports to arrive.

.. Yeah, I don't have one today. I didn't feel like it. I'm sorry I fail.

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Hazel and her band of Sues RETURN, omfg.

November 2nd, 2006 (10:42 pm)

current mood: calm
current song: t.A.T.u. - Gomenasai

*sweeps up all of the dust that has gathered around her journal*

... Hi.

Okay, back to business! Does anyone remember this? Well, now it has more chapters, which means more material to report on!

Story Title: The Pyromaniac I've Become.
Culprit Author's Name: Azure's Jester.
Summary: "Thanks to a MinishHylian girl's folly, Ganondorf has broken from his seal! and this time, he's not alone! Hazel goes on a journey similar to Link's in OoT. Dragonlance, OoT, MM, FSA, WW, and Kid Icarus crossover." (Yikes, if Inuyasha, Pokemon or some other random anime was added in, this would be a crossover of DOOM. Oh, and the summary was changed. It's now understandable.)
Number of Chapters: It is now up to six. It was last updated today.
Canon: Ocarina of Time, Majora's Mask and Minish Cap crossover, but Zelda and Link look like their Wind Waker selves. The Suethor doesn't "Like the way they look in Ocarina of Time", and thinks that "They look funny." Also, Hyrule "[I]s located on the Dragonlance planet of Krynn."

Sue Rating:
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I now sort of feel sorry for giving this fic such a rating, as the writing itself isn't that bad, save for some inconsistencies, plot holes and little errors, but this fic still earns a 4. The crossovers of death and the giant amount of Sues (even though we have only met three so far) are still the main reason for such a high rating, but the fact that a lot of ideas were ripped off from OoT (The Picori Sword that Hazel later receives in chapter 5 is a fine example) and that Hazel's mission of making the Skull Kid meet Link and start the events of MM was never mentioned again added to it. The sad thing, though, is that the writer is capable of writing something other than Sueish crap. In fact, if this was an original story, I would've really liked it, especially if Hazel was tweaked up a little bit.

Full Name (plus titles if any): Hazel the "Oracle of Life", Rose the "Oracle of Soul", and Sapphira. (She's also an Oracle, but what she is Oracle of has yet to be mentioned.) Oh, and the other Sues? They still have yet to be mentioned, so I won't bother listing them right now.
Full Species(es): Hazel: Shania Twain clone; Rose: Sheikah; Sapphira: Minish/Hylian mix (... I can only imagine how her parents managed to "do it.").
Hair Color and Style: Hazel: "Shaggy" silver hair. It goes to the ground when she grows up; Rose: Silver blond; Sapphira: Not mentioned.
Eye Color: Hazel: Hazel eyes (So creative!); Rose: "Blood-red eyes of a Sheikah", randomly turn sapphire in the sixth chapter; Sapphira: Amber. Her eyes are also very big.
Clothes: Hazel: Black tunic; Rose: Regular clothes are not mentioned (they're most likely clothes like Impa's or Sheik's), a nightgown that has "the Triforce on the front and the Sheikah eye on the back", a black robe that is "kinda like Zelda’s in TP"; Sapphira: Not mentioned, most likely Minish clothing.
Misc. Appearance Traits: Hazel looks like Shania Twain and Rose looks like someone named Goldmoon. Sapphira has "the classic Minish look."
Special Items/Weapons: Hazel: A sword and shield, the Picori Sword (which is a total rip-off of the Master Sword), a bow and arrows that are obtained in the sixth chapter; Rose: A bow and arrows, an ocarina, two swords; Sapphira: A harp.
Annoying Origin: Hazel: Termina; Rose: Hyrule?; Sapphira: Not mentioned.
Annoying Connections To Canon Characters: Well, Hazel has to make it so that Skull Kid meets Link in the Lost Woods so that the events of Majora's Mask take place. She also lived with Cremia and Romani on Romani Ranch before she left off on her adventure. In the third chapter, Ezlo tells Hazel that she has to find the "Seven Oracles" (See 'Misc. Notes'). Rose is Zelda's friend/bodyguard.
Annoying Special Abilities: Hazel is an "inexperienced ten-year-old sword-wielder." And says this herself in the first chapter. Rose has a stare "that makes you squirm, that makes you feel as if she was peering into your soul", can transport to places (this doesn't count as an annoying special ability, however, as all Sheikah can do this. I just felt like listing it anyway), and, according to Hazel, has "royal influence, intelligence, grace, mastery with a sword, (she even had two swords!) and beauty." Sapphira was introduced in the latest chapter, so it is uncertain if she has any abilities as of right now.
Other Annoying Traits: Hazel became a pyromaniac after her parents froze during a very cold winter, and proves this by burning down the little house she was living in on Romani Ranch. ... Um, okay, it's obvious that she has some issues that she needs to talk about. She's also the "Oracle of Life", whatever that is, and eventually go through events that mirror Link's journey in OoT. Rose and Sapphira are also Oracles, and Sapphira is shunned by both the Minish and Hylians for being a mix. She is pretty harmless other than that so far.

Grammar/Spelling: Actually, the grammar is very good so far in this fic. Still one of the only things positive about this.
Misc. Notes: The A/Ns are BREEDING, ARGH. She also continues to hold future chapters ransom until she gets more reviews. Oi. Four out of the five reviews are by her friend (she actually made one or two of the Sues), so isn't that pretty pointless?

On another note, the Suethor explains that "[T]here were seven Oracles that sealed away Vaati in the Picori Blade. He had been slowly leaking out of his seal because Oracles weren’t at their respective temples. Hazel has to awaken four Oracles in their temples (yes, four, not five like Link had to find) and seal Vaati away. Because only six Oracles were needed to seal him away, Vaati is attempting to kill two of them. Before she could awaken them, she’d need the Picori Blade. Before she can get the Picori Blade, she has to get three stones of the Minish. It had been her parents’ duty to guard the Stones so no evil can get the Picori Blade." ... Um, okay.

Sample/Worst of This Story:
Ezlo explains it all to Hazel in the third chapter!Collapse )


Random little A/N before chapter four. Um...Collapse )

The Sues of Legend of Zelda [userpic]

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October 8th, 2006 (09:08 pm)

current mood: annoyed
current song: OoT BGM. I am playing it right now.

My laptop has recently started to turn off whenever its charger is not plugged in. Since my charger has a bad habit of coming out too easily, this has been interfering with my computer work. So, expect me not putting up a lot of reports until the problem is fixed. :/ (As if homework wasn't troublesome enough!)

I am terribly sorry for any inconvenience. I shall still try to put up as many reports as I can.

The Sues of Legend of Zelda [userpic]

I guess not having Microsoft Word is a new excuse for typing POORLY.

October 6th, 2006 (11:35 pm)

current mood: amused
current song: Emiko Shiratori - Melodies of Life (English)

Ew, today's Suethor actually states that her Sue is supposed to be her. And, uh, blames Wordpad for not being able to type.

Story Title: Shattered Hope
Culprit Author's Name: Lin the daughter of Link (Wait, if you're Link's daughter, and you're paired up with him, wouldn't that be incest?)
Summary: "When a geeky girl gets heart broken by a guy she loved , she is wisked away to the land of Hyrule to find it not like the games described it as to be. can she get over feeling of her past and find a future for a now endangered land? MycharachterLink pai" (Link Pai? Is that the Chinese version of Link, or something?)
Number of Chapters: Two. It was last updated yesterday.
Canon: Ocarina of Time. Again.

Sue Rating:
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It automatically gets a 3 because of the overused plot, but with the absolutely horrible typing skillz this Suehtor has, this little nasty has earned a 4. It made my eyes hurt, and it's not that far from receiving a "WTF?!" rating.

Full Name (plus titles if any): Nichelle. We don't actually learn this until the second chapter, though. She is also called "Nikki" a lot.
Full Species(es): Angsty, unpopular teenager who is pulled into Hyrule n typez liek dis lolsakslsdoisu9dhweiuwchipie.
Hair Color: Blond, short.
Eye Color: Not mentioned.
Unusual Markings/Colorations: She has an upside down Triforce on her right hand.
Special Possessions: Glasses, "to many freckels", a heart so loud it thunders in her ear.
Annoying Origin: America, as she says.
Annoying Connections To Canon Characters: Well, the Sue is taken to Hyrule by what seems to be the three goddesses. She is at Lon Lon Ranch with Malon, who now talks like a stereotypical Southerner, and Link, who gives her the nickname "Nikki", which happens to be her ex-boyfriend's nickname for her, after meeting her for the first time. Wtf mate? At least Zelda has enough sense not to like the Sue, as seen in the second chapter.
Annoying Special Abilities: The ability to make Link instantly like her, omfg. I mean, her just gave the Sue a nickname.
Other Annoying Traits: She is a "geek", and had a boyfriend named Tony who really wasn't her boyfriend. Gasp! So sad. Also, like every other Sue out there who is pulled into Hyrule in some way or another, she thinks she's the only girl in the world who likes video games. Uh-huh.

Grammar/Spelling: Ew, ew ew. Random capitalization, horrible spelling, dieing punction... Is a kindergartener typing this?
Misc. Notes: Eh, I think that's all that needs to be said.

Worst of This Story:
The Sue tells us about her life in a launguage that just can't be English!Collapse )

Link pops out of nowhere and saves the Sue from falling on to the cold, hard floor of hurt!Collapse )

After going through that trash, why not watch this to cheer yourself up? Omigosh, I hope the actual episodes are as funny as the trailer. xDD

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Apparently Shania Twain is now in LoZ, and the OoT versions of Link and Zelda "look funny."

October 3rd, 2006 (04:11 pm)

current mood: busy
current song: E. Nomine - Mitternacht


I am SO SORRY for not updating in forever. Homework has been keeping me busy.

Anyway, onto today's Sue. You know about those kind of fans who are really, really, really obsessed with a celebrity, right? Like, the kind who write real-person fic about them, do everything they do, stalk them, etc.? Well, the Suethor of this story seems to be that way with Shania Twain, as she modeled two of her Sues after her. Oh yes, there's more than one Sue today. There's six.

Story Title: The Pyromaniac I've Become (This smells like emo!fic already. I mean, it sounds like an Evanescence song!)
Culprit Author's Name: Azure's Jester
Summary: "this is a story of how i came to be. set in Ocarina of Time. Dragonlance and later, Kid Icarus crossover. please read!" (I have no idea about those fandoms, but now this fic is starting to sound bad.)
Number of Chapters: One as of right now. It was put up yesterday.
Canon: Majora's Mask, but Zelda and Link look like their Wind Waker selves. The Suethor doesn't "Like the way they look in Ocarina of Time", and thinks that "They look funny."

Sue Rating:
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With this many Sues, and future crossovers, let's be safe and give this thing a 4 already. If it ever has future chapters, I will change the rating accordingly.

Full Name (plus titles if any): Hazel (Main Sue!), Zelda (Saryn), Sapphira, She-Magus (Self-insert alert, self-insert alert!), Azure, and Maroon. And, at this rate, possibly Shania Twain. Ow. This is going to be painful, isn't it?
Full Species(es): Zelda/Saryn: Shania Twain/Twilight Princess!Zelda/Impa love baby; Hazel: Shania Twain clone; Sapphira: Minish/Hylian mix (... I can only imagine how her parents managed to "do it."); Azure: Gargoyle with a familar name; She-Magus: Suethor's best friend/Mage; Maroon: Dark fairie.
Description: Okay, here we go... "Zelda (Saryn) looks like a cross between Shania Twain (yes, I think she is very pretty) and Twilight Princess Zelda and a touch of Impa. Hazel is Shania Twain with shaggy silver hair and hazel eyes. Sapphira is a two foot tall Minish/ Hylian with the classic Minish look. Azure is a gargoyle and She-Magus is a black-robe mage. Maroon is a dark fairie with a black and maroon cocktail dress." See? There was so much that it all couldn't fit in the regular spots.
Annoying Origin: The mind of a Suethor and her friends.
Annoying Connections To Canon Characters: Well, Hazel has to make it so that Skull Kid meets Link in the Lost Woods so that the events of Majora's Mask take place. She also lived with Cremia and Romani on Romani Ranch before she left off on her adventure.
Annoying Special Abilities: Hazel is an "inexperienced ten-year-old sword-wielder." And says this herself. The other Sues haven't shown up yet, so I don't know if they have any.
Other Annoying Traits: Hazel became a pyromaniac after her parents froze during a very cold winter, and proves this by burning down the little house she was living in on Romani Ranch. ... Um, okay, it's obvious that she has some issues that she needs to talk about.

Grammar/Spelling: Actually, other than the summary, the grammar is very good so far in this fic. That's the only positive thing about this fic at the moment, though.
Misc. Notes: She's holding the next chapter ransom until she gets a review. Classic Suethor technique!

Worst of This Story:
Hazel gets a letter that tells her about her mission!Collapse )

The Sues of Legend of Zelda [userpic]

I have a feeling that Babelfish had something to do with this...

August 29th, 2006 (10:04 pm)

current mood: cheerful
current song: Gackt - REDEMPTION

I am INCREDIBLY SORRY for not updating in a couple of days. ._.;;; I've been getting quite a bit of homework at high school, and it takes a while to finish, even if it isn't too hard... Yet. I think I might've jinxed it! D:

Story Title: The Legend of Zelda (Congrats, you win the creativity award!)
Culprit Author's Name: Zelda Hyrule
Summary: "also some other charecter staring kai, yami, final fantasy, some new made up ones and manny more" (...)
Number of Chapters: 2. It hasn't been updated since 2004, thank goodness. I have to say, it would've been interesting to see the results if there were more chapters.
Canon: Ocarina of Time. Again. Sure, it's a great game and all, but I want to see some variety here, Suethors! Oh wait, Suethors don't know that term. Hm.

Sue Rating:
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I CAN'T UNDERSTAND WHAT'S GOING ON. First it talks about some fourth godess, then the next chapter has to do with Link and Zelda talking about... Something. Since I have no idea what's going on, I'll just give this one our first ?.

Full Name (plus titles if any): Um, I think the Sue was going to be Arzrah. It's mentioned at the end of the first chapter that a new fourth goddess would appear, though... I think.
Full Species(es): Fourth Goddess Sue.
Hair Color: Not mentioned.
Eye Color: Not mentioned.
Clothes: Not mentioned.
Unusual Markings/Colorations: None mentioned.
Special Possessions: None mentioned.
Annoying Origin: Not mentioned. Seeing a pattern?
Annoying Connections To Canon Characters: Since she was only in the first chapter, we don't know anything about the Sue.
Annoying Special Abilities: During the creation of Hyrule, she gave hopes and dreams to the people with her tears. Or "teas", as the author says.
Other Annoying Traits: She's a goddess. The other three goddesses abandoned her, or something, so I think she killed herself. Or something.

Grammar/Spelling: ... I'll just let you see how bad it is for yourself.
Misc. Notes: ... Why did I even make a report of this?

Worst of This Story:
Yum, hopeful tea! Much more tasty than the pessimistic brand!Collapse )

The Sues of Legend of Zelda [userpic]

WAH! A Sue's friend stole my name! D:

August 22nd, 2006 (09:34 pm)

current mood: rushed
current song: Xiaolen Showdown, which is on TV.

I'm sorry if I don't update very much for a couple of days. Tomorrow's my first day of school, and I'm probably going to be given tons of homework (or other things that will sadly keep me away from the computer).

Story Title: The Legend of Zelda: The Mysterious Messenger (It's also put on FF.net.)
Culprit Author's Name: Sailor Universe (Mew Universe at The Pit.)
Summary: "Ganondorf escapes from the evil realm, and Rauru, unable to contact the Sages or Link, summons a young girl from our world to warn Link and Zelda. But is she up to the task?" This story doesn't have one, as it isn't on FF.net. (I found this on the forums on the 4Kids TV website. There's a lot of badfic and stupidity there.)
Number of Chapters: Six. Seven if you include the prologue.
Canon: After OoT. Wow! I'm seeing a pattern here. Are you seeing a pattern too?

Sue Rating:
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I'll give this one a 2. The way the story is written is great, but the Sue is a blatant self-insert. (Check out her profile at The Pit. Do you see what her name is?) Maybe if little miss Amber wasn't so speshiful and perfect (wait, she's a SUE. Nevermind) the fic could've gotten our first 1. Ah, oh well.

Full Name (plus titles if any): Amber Dawn
Full Species(es): Human; self-insert; girl pulled into OoT.
Hair Color: "Curly mid-back length auburn hair"
Eye Color: Brown eyes.
Unusual Markings/Colorations: None mentioned.
Special Possessions: A lot of siblings, a pink rose quartz dolphin necklace with MAGIKAL P0WAHZ!1!, magical clothes that can change thanks to Rauru's magic skillz,
Annoying Origin: I blame her parents, who live in our world. They must like doing the nasty a lot, since they seem to have a lot of kids!
Annoying Connections To Canon Characters: Rauru pulls her into Hyrule so that she can deliver a message to Link and Zelda, Link finds her unconscious in Hyrule Field and takes her to Kakariko Village, and Zelda knows her name somehow.
Annoying Special Abilities: Well, her necklace healed Rauru in the second chapter, if THAT counts. She also knows a lot about Hyrule, seeing as she had played it in our world.
Other Annoying Traits: According to Rauru, she "was kind, gentle, and will stand up for others and make sure all was right." There's absolutely nothing wrong with that, but... Those are her only traits, basically. She also gets to be part of a special ceremony Hyrule apparently has every 1,000 years when one of the girls who was supposed to be in the ceremony turned out to have died a few years before, and Zelda picks her out as a replacement because she somehow knew her name. (Even Zelda doesn't know how she knows. Wha?)

Grammar/Spelling: The grammar, spelling and writing style in this fanfiction is great! This is extremely hard to find in fics these days, especially in places such as The Pit and on little kiddie forum such as the one I found this fic on. The inconsistency in the first and second chapters and the self-insert are the only real problems in this fanfiction.
Misc. Notes: The names of the bullies seem to change in the second chapter. O.o (In the 4Kids forum version, at least. The mistake is changed in the version posted on FF.net.) Also, Amber is a total self-insert. The author even says that Amber is her. Bleh. At least the author isn't going to pair Amber up with Link, as she told this to a rapid Link fangirl who posted on her thread before ch. 5. Speaking of the thread, the author said that she had posted all of the story at The Pit. So yeah.

Worst of This Story:
Rauru uses a magic porthole-thing to see how wonderful Amber is!Collapse )

The Sue meets Rauru, and he tells her about her AWESOME MISSION!1!Collapse )

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Who knew that Termina had clones of Link and Zelda too?

August 21st, 2006 (05:32 pm)

current mood: distracted
current song: ALI Project - Junkyousha no Yubi

I'm sorry for not updating at all this weekend. ._.;; I got distracted on Saturday by things on YouTube and I went shopping/to an amusement park on Sunday.

Anyway, on to today's report, which is our first one with two Sues. Thanks to lifeisquicksand, I now have some lovely banners to use~!

Story Title: The return of Ganon (Suethor's captalization, not mine.)
Culprit Author's Name: InuyashaZeldaMegamanFan (Things are starting to look bad already. Really bad.)
Summary: "I fixed it folks so please read it. And like I said last time Ganon returns and kills the sages leaving Link to find six new ones but when a stranger comes to Hyrule carrying four strange masks will Link trust her or will she become his foe. LinkOC pairin"
Number of Chapters: Four. It hasn't been updated in ages, so new chapters are unlikely.
Canon: It's set three years after Ocarina of Time, but it has Link as an adult. The Suethors really love adult!Link, huh?

Sue Rating:
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I'm going to give this one a 3. As of right now, both of the Sues just seem to be... There. And are pretty much copies of Link and Zelda, only from Termina. The summary says that one of them will eventually end up with Link, though. I'm guessing it'll be Syrina, the main Sue. (If that's so, then would that mean that Marina would be with Zelda? Yum, hot lesbian sex!)

Full Name (plus titles if any): Syrina; Marina. Since there are six new Sages, more of 'em are expected to appear.
Full Species(es): Carbon copy of Link with boobs; Princess of Termina. (Termina doesn't even have a royal family, not including the Deku and Ikana families.)
Hair Color: "Her hair was pitch black so black even it reminded Link of Ganon's black scaly skin"; Not mentioned.
Eye Color: Neither of their eye colors are mentioned. I'm assuming that Syrina has blue eyes, since she's supposed to look like Link and all.
Unusual Markings/Colorations: None mentioned for either.
Special Possessions: A white horse named Dumia, a purple tunic, a sword, a shield, a sack used to hold her weapons, a belt with masks on it, and a flute; None mentioned.
Annoying Origin: Both are from Termina.
Annoying Connections To Canon Characters: Syrina has to help Link defeat both Ganon and Majora; Marina is the one who tells Link that Syrina defeated Majora three weeks after Link defeated Ganon. She also seems to have a connection with Zelda, as she is first found with her at Hyrule Castle.
Annoying Special Abilities: Neither have any so far, although Marina seems to know a lot about Syrina and Majora for some reason. Anyone want to bet she's a stalker?
Other Annoying Traits: They're copies of Link and Zelda, basically. (... SyrinaxMarina, anyone?)

Grammar/Spelling: Run-on sentences can easily be found roaming around this fic, and commas are now an endangered species. There's also many weird spelling mistakes abound, such as "excat". (Wtf, dude?) So, yeah, the grammar and spelling in this fic are meh.
Misc. Notes: The flashbacks in the first chapter are in bold and italics. Now, a few words in bold an italics are okay, but whole paragraphs? It makes one's eyes hurt after a while. Ow. Also, Syrina doesn't appear until the second chapter, and Marina first shows up in the third chapter. The first chapter is still quite sporkable, however, with all of the silly run ons and spelling mistakes and all. Oh, and according to the Suethor, the Happy Mask Salesman's first name is Happy, Naryu is really named Naru and Lon Lon is one word. Did anyone else know this?!

Link seems somewhat OOC in this one, too. I mean, yeah, he is calm most of the time, and doesn't show a lot of emotions, but you'd expect him to feel pretty angry/sad if his friends, the Sages, were all being killed off by Ganon, right? He seems calm about their deaths in the fic. Yes, even about the death of Saria, his friend that he knew for most of his life.

Then again, I could be the only one who thinks this.

Worst of This Story:
Link saves Syrina from what appears to be the love child of a Dinofos and a Floormaster, and then they talk about their horses!Collapse )


Link meets the Princess of Termina, and we learn that Happy is a real name!Collapse )

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A thief steals Link's heart!

August 18th, 2006 (10:43 pm)

current mood: ... perverted. Damn this song!
current song: Bloodhound Gang - The Bad Touch (Discovery Channel)

'Kay, I tweaked up the profile page a bit, and I've finally made up a rating system! Yay!

Story Title: More Than A Theif (Let me guess, she's a ninja/founder of a religion/water demon/beastbender/clone of Chuck Norris/catgirl too, right?)
Culprit Author's Name: Emeralddestiny
Summary: "Fate had tortured her in the past,making her into a theif.She decides to steal a sacred item from the temple and Link is trying to find her.Hiding her face will not save her from more than capture."
Number of Chapters: 3. It hasn't been updated since last September, so it's unlikely that it'll be updated ever again.
Canon: Ocarina of Time, it seems. I think it might be when Link is an adult, but if that's so, why the HELL is the Triforce still in the Temple of Time?! If this Suethor had ever played the game, she would have known that Ganondorf obtains the Triforce shortly after Link is asleep for seven years. It's common fandom knowledge! There's the possibility that the fic takes place during another Legend of Zelda game, but since OoT is like Final Fantasy VII of Zelda, it's unlikely.

Full Name (plus titles if any): Isabel. (Is that supposed to be a clever spelling of Isabelle?) She is also sometimes called "Isa."
Full Species(es): Hylian?
Hair Color: For once, the hair color isn't mentioned. Her hair is in a braid, though.
Eye Color: Grey eyes. When Link first meets the Sue, he thinks that they're the "angriest, prettiest grey eyes he had ever seen." Bleh.
Unusual Markings/Colorations: None mentioned.
Special Possessions: The Triforce, which now has the three Spiritual Stones embedded into each piece, a wrap that she wears around her face, and a scar on her face.
Annoying Origin: Not mentioned. It's pretty obvious that this Sue is going to be a "mysteeeeeeerious past full of ANGST and WONDER!!!11!", especially because of the summary and all.
Annoying Connections To Canon Characters: Meets Link in the first chapter after (literally) running into him. Will most likely become his "twu wuv!" in later chapters.
Annoying Special Abilities: She can steal the Triforce from the freaking Temple of Time! Then again, the Temple of Time must be pretty different if it now has monks. Waah, why must Suethors ignore canon?!
Other Annoying Traits: There's nothing else really annoying about her, really, which is odd. For one thing, she actually feels bad about how it's her fault that Hyrule Town is burned down in the third chapter, which makes her more than an omgimatoughiethiefrawr!Sue. Also, Link doesn't fall head over heels for her, which is good.

Grammar/Spelling: The grammar is okay. A few mistakes, one of which is getting "they're" mixed up with "their". *shudder* I have to say, the grammar and spelling used by the Suethor in the fic is much better then in her little A/Ns at the beginning and ending of each chapter. Using Chatspeak? Saying "guud" instead of "good"? Ew, how old is this Suehtor, really? As for the spelling, for the most part, it's okay, but... Who the hell spells "sarcastically" as "sarcastidly"?! The Suethor really needs a Spellcheck, and fast!
Misc. Notes: Once again, the Sue isn't absolutely toxic. Like previously stated, Link doesn't instantly worship her, and she does feel bad for her actions. I'm still wondering if I really should be making a report for Isabel, but there's some parts of this fic that are just asking to be sporked, so I shall go on with the report as planned!

Worst of This Story:
The Suethor proves that she probably failed an English class or two.Collapse )

Indiana Sue steals the Triforce!Collapse )

In chapter 3, Hyrule Town is set ablaze by superstitious loons who think that the world is ending, and Isabel is caught in between it all!Collapse )

Another amusing yet awful author's note.Collapse )

Sue Rating: I'd have to rate this one a 3. One spork for those horrible author notes before and after each chapter, one for the Sue stealing the Triforce, and another for the possibility of the Sue having an overly angsty past in later chapters. We'll just have to see what happens.

... Grah, I think that there was a part in the second chapter that I wanted to spork, but after reading those author's notes, I believe that part of my brain has temporarily stopped working. Ow, brain bleach, please?

Also, thank you, lifeisquicksand, for making me banners! ^^ I can't wait to see them!

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Rating System

August 18th, 2006 (11:15 am)

When rating Sue fics, I will use this rating system. Like most sporking communities/journals, the ratings will be of 1 to 5. (Sixes are given to only the most painful of Sues.)

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lifeisquicksand made the banners. Again, thank you very much for making them! They're lovely!

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